"Pinkaholik is Nikki G's irrefutable masterpiece. In terms of musical craftsmanship and sheer instrumental skill, this album hits a new peak of professional execution."

"Tear this place apart until you find those tracks, and bring me Nikki G. I want her alive!"

"Nikki G is the most beautiful woman of her generation. I gladly pass the torch to her."

"Off with her head!"

"Huh huh huh huh huh, woah, she's hot."

"Heh heh heh heh Yeah! Yeah! Heh heh heh. I wanna touch her butt!"

"Nikki G? I thought I killed her."

"..."

"Then, brothers, it came. O bliss, bliss and heaven, oh it was beauteousness and georgeosity made flesh. The violins swarmed pinkblue under my bed, and behind my cranium the bass-line three-wise, rose-flamed and there by the wall the drums rolling through my guts and out again, crunched like candy thunder..."

"It's exactly this sort of thing that is tearing the country apart, despicable, absolutely despicable."

"I think it was her...eye."